Touhou Characters According to My Mom

Inspired by the Pokemon According to My Mom meme, I decided to show my mom each of the official arts for the Touhou characters on the Touhou Wiki (except for Daiyousei, Koakuma, and Momiji, where I used fanart that looked like official art) and asked what she thought they were called. No, I don't think she's ever going to remember their actual names.